THE LIFE ORGANIC
A song about trying to be healthy and maintain a balanced social life in the big city… Bondi Hipsters on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/BondiHipsters
SONG:
Written by Christiaan Van Vuuren and Lance Gurisik
Performed by Christiaan Van Vuuren and Nick Boshier
Produced by Lancelot (www.soundcloud.com/lancelotofficial or www.facebook.com/lancelotofficial)
MUSIC VIDEO:
Shot by Jan Reichle
Produced by Christiaan Van Vuuren and Adele Vuko
Directed and Cut by Van Vuuren Bros
LYRICS:
We have a healthy lifestyle by the sea,
We eat organic and gluten free,
We do bikram yoga and pilates,
We like soy late’s and goji berries.
Fuck carbs, fuck fats, fuck calories,
I snack on fucken celery,
And then on the weekend I just don’t eat,
Cause I’ll be smashing lines of of toilet seats.
Don’t you read my tweets? I’m off my head,
My heart beat stopped, fuck you should be dead,
That was intense, Do you wanna go to bed?
No bra, lets eat some caps instead!
You know what that sounds like to me?
No man. It sounds like irony.
Hey man, if we just found irony,
Do you know how ironic, that would be?
What do you get when you take a hobo,
Add some emo, a touch of metro, a hipster.
I’m not one though, uh uh, no way,
You don’t know me bro.
Shopping at garage sales is really cool,
Hey man look at that it’s totes old school.
Who are you kidding, not a chance,
I get all my cool shit from General Pants.
Hey Adrian bra, you got a smoke?
Stop scabbing Dom! It’s becoming a joke!
Come on bra, I’m always broke,
But I’ve got 350 for a bag of coke.
You know what that sounds like to me?
No man. It sounds like irony.
Hey man, if we just found irony,
Do you know how ironic, that shit would be?
We like to make up, our own words,
That are loosely based on existing words.
Like totes, maybs, gorge, brill, awk, redick, devo,
Cazj, presh, deets, sitch, addy, vag, deffo.
And sometimes we change the sounds of words ay,
Like instead of rage we say rargaye,
And instead of target we say targaye,
But we don’t shop there, cause Target’s gay.
We don’t shower cause it’s a waste of water,
Plus it makes you look cool like you don’t bother.
But it’s hard to minimise your environmental footprint,
When you have to wear so much deodorant.
You know what that sounds like to me?
No man. It sounds like irony.
Hey man, if we just found irony,
Do you know how ironic, that would be?
You know me, I’m on the 333,
Bondi Beach to Circular Quay.
You know me, I’m on the 333,
Circular Quay then back to the sea.
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likes | 268 |
Dislikes | 268 |
Totes ridic to see these dudes riding fixies, although “no helmets” is a pretty cool approach. Bondi is far too hilly to make practical use of a fixie, and you can’t take it on the 333, so you are pretty much f%4#’d, really. Another instance of irony, perhaps??
Please make a song about those damn fixie bikes!
brilliant guys…totes amze..
this is brilliant
That’s a sick 303 m8
Do they have an instagram?
nope, too mainstream
Complete copy of the flight of the Concordes “inner city pressure”
FFS man, what a load of absolute bollocks. First of all, they sound hardly alike at all, and secondly, “Inner City Pressure” is much closer to “West coast girls” anyway which is what I’m sure FotC were using as inspiration for that.
Adrian’s dancing at 2:56 tots amaze brah.
come on brah, you know im broke but i got 350 for a bag of coke – all my college friends
dude dude that’s sad
these cunts..
bahahahaha the stack hat
so gay!
dirrty bassline chaps
That was totes amaze balls brah.
This is a classic oaks!
brah this video has too many calories
Not just fking hilarious but a sick beat
sittin here trippin balls laugin my ass off drinkin a dirty chai
shite.
What about other Hipsters like the ones that live in Newtown or something
you guys are fantastic. this is what youtube was created for
This never gets old. So sad they took down Out in Space though…
Genius
If you can’t see how ridiculous you look being a hipster after watching this video, then there is no hope for you…
Just moved to Bondi… walked into a cafe to ask for a soy late:
‘Sorry… we don’t do soy… we have almond, coconut, rice or oat… ‘
Then they served it in a beaker…
Immediately thought of this epic song
God bless you comedic relief.
This video is soley responsible for my hipster phase in 2013.
UNDERTOW woah…that’s deppresing, I hope you’re better now.
People dont seem to understand that the 333 is a bus line in Bondi beach in Sydney Australia
Beautiful.
Do a Thailand full moon party wanker vid